<<Use it to impress your cubicle neighbors! Maybe the laughs from your corner of the office will finally catch the attention of Jan in accounts payable who's been ignoring your side glances and awkard elevator ice-breakers./>>

<<<Maybe she'll finally see you actually have some personality beyond that wacky cat print tie you wore last Friday, hoping for her to notice. Only, she was out that day to deliver the TPS reports to the remote office; no doubt a ruse orchestrated by Dan,

<<that fucking lothario...Always swooping in his musky bravado, hiding the faded spot on his ring finger behind the handle of a coffee mug that reads: "Don't talk to me till I've smashed my penis flat with this mug."Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞

CHI_BERPUNK.1997 is the new tabletop rpg sweeping across all of CHIberspace and the greater Chicagoland area.The rules-lite system <CHI_sus/> is based on hottest game system of 1993: Risus!